Define Sweatshirtism Meaning

Sweatshirt
A word that is ruined because of Jacob Sartorious

P1: Did you hear the song, Sweatshirt?

P2: Yo, If i did, would I be alive right now?
By Mercie
Sweatshirt

Bro that song was so sweatshirt
By Bonnibelle
Sweatshirt
Definition #1: A song ruined by Jacob Sartorious
Definition#2: A coat type things that are hella warm and comfy often the things girls steal from their boyfriend♡

Girl: can I have your sweatshirt?

Boy: No
Girl: *Takes it anyway*
By Junia
Sweatshirtism
The belief that sweatshirts or hoodies should be worn at ALL times. Females who practice this are usually considered tomboys, skaters, insecure, etc. Although some cases actually are, most believers are simply avid lovers of sweatshirts.

Boy: It's so hot outside! Why on earth are you wearing a sweatshirt?

Girl: Haven't you ever heard of sweatshirtism?
By Piper
SWEATSHIRT
a stupid song written by some dumbass teenage boy named jacob sartorious who thinks he is famous and can get with any girl just cos he lipsynced on Musial.ly

JACOB:YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRLS: i dont want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Maurene
Sweatshirt
An item of your boyfriends or fwb that girls constantly steal because it smells like them and it reminds them of the guy when they are apart. Usually, the girl gives the guy her scrunchie after she gets his sweatshirt. PSA: Guys when you give you girl your sweatshirt leave her a note in the pocket

Michelle: I got my mans sweatshirt and I'm happy asf
Corbyn: I got my bbg scrunchie
By Sharona
Sweatshirt
Something you put on your girl so other guys can not see her breasts.

He makes me wear turtle neck sweatshirts all of the time, I can't even wear what I want!
By Lorianne
Sweatshirt
An extremely cringey song by Jacob Sartorius.

Then you can wear my sweatshirt.
By Brigida
The Sweatshirt
A $48 sweatshirt available in the Urban Dictionary shop. It is customizable, including 4 color choices and 5 sizes, ranging from small to 2XL. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised beneath Urban Dictionary definitions.

Sercona Lithingor: "Hey, look! Someone got The Sweatshirt!"
Ferundi Lopsrithen: "So they did!"
By Jolie
Sweatshirts

"Hey wanna be sweatshirts?" Or "Yeah we're sweatshirts"
By Biddy