Define Swifter Meaning

noun: Stereotype founded in New Jersey by a bunch of kids (origin: Controversial 2). made up of people who like to have variety in their lives and defy all other labels. the wardrobe of an everyday swifter comes from a plethora of different styles. (e.g. punk, preppy, indie, emo, scene, retro, mosher, skateboard, surfer, etc.) overall swifters follow their own paths and nobody elses. their personality is all their own and they listen to any type of music. NOTE: SWIFTERS DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE SWIFTERS.

To make a positive change in the appearance or character of an alcoholic or addict in recovery. Typically such a change is dramatic and pronounced.

A Swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about Taylor. Has heard of songs like "I Knew You Were Trouble." And "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" but most likely never heard of songs like "All Too Well" or "I Almost Do". Will go around telling people they are Swifters. Annoying. Similar to Directionators

Much like a swiftie but blindly defend taylor, void of all opinions. Will attack anyone (even other swifties) who disagrees with taylor. They are most commonly found on Instagram within the age range of 9 -13 and 40+. Will most likely have a username like @taylor.swiftie.is.my.fave1989

When you give someone a Swirly, A Boondoggle and a Wedgie. Especially when they’re wearing whitey tighties.

Tonking biffta, A huge zooty packed with ganja, cannabis

Mampi swift an amazing DNB DJ

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Swift - Being very stealthy or quick, when you walk across water you shouldn't touch it if you are truely swift.

To walk briskly past a girl and touch her butt

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities