a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the
turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without
tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then
roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the
urine creep got severe and leave a
turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in
the lab.
