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Define Sworded Meaning

Sworded
To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed

"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"
By Martelle
Sworded
Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."
By Janis
Sworded
done for. Ruined. Wrecked.


"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."
By Candi
Sworded
Killing something

Trogdor was Sworded by the knight.
By Beverley
Sworded
Of a lady or a gay guy, having had sex

"I got sworded last night!"
By Marianna
Sworded
To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!
By Cayla
Sworded
To get sworded.

WHAT?! I got sworded on level 2? This is the worst game I've ever played!
By Cornelle
Sworded
To be impaled, alright! But not necessarily by a knight. Any ol' buck with a huge dong can sword any willing (or unwilling) hole.

That man o' mine sworded me right in the pooper when I least expected it!
By Haily
Sworded
Seperated, cataloged or arranged.

Bubba got dumped by Gerraldean and it made him feel like dog poop, so he got a case of Old Milwaukee at the Groovin' Noovin'...beer always helped when he sworded out his feelings.
By Eugenia
Sworded
A run-together word: " it is worded"

The Reverend Bob pounded the pulpit and said, "Sworded rat cheer in the Bible..."
By Gusta