Define Syphilis Meaning

Syphilis
1. noun. a sexually transmitted disease that results in stinging warts, excessive stinging while urinating, and possibly bleeding from the pee hole...

2. noun. what i named my hamster in 6th grade

1. your fucking sister gave me syphilis! no wonder she was so easy!

2. rest in peace syphilis, you were so cute

remember kids, wear a condom
By Randa
Syphilis

Kenny McCormick died of syphilis after getting a BJ at TGI Friday's
By June
Syphilis
an STD whose origin is traced back to the vaginal tract of llamas

When the Mexican sailors became desperate, they resorted to banging llamas, hence starting the spread of syphilis.
By Reeta
Syphilis
What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.

I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.
By Caria
Syphilis
Straight from the Mars Habitat - "Syphilis means gross, rusty, nasty, dirty, or bacteria-ridden."

Ooooohhh — that shower is syphilis!
Not that water! That’s syphilis!
By Sofia
Syphilis
a STD you get by sucking dick. YOu can tell if someone has it if they have black shit on the side of her lip dat look like a shadow

YO that bitch tiffany give head look she got syphilis
By Cordelia
Syphilis
What luetic people are afflicted with.

You are looking mighty luetic today...a nice rosy glow to your skin...is your syphilis no longer in remision?
By Tansy
Syphilis
Syphilis is a STI, it’s not a Greek titan with a similar name ,Sisyphus.

“Who had to roll the boulder up the mountain?”-teacher

“I think it was syphilis”-some student
“OMG”- the whole class and the teacher
By Sophronia
Syphilis
A particularly nasty STD, that in later stages causes infertility, leads to your pubes falling out and eventually insanity and death. Friedrich "God is dead" Nietzsche, the German philosopher, caught this from a whore and died. Very common in the midle ages, particularly among the nobility of France. Can be covered up, externally, by a merkin. The US government conducted secret tests on African-Americans in the 30's to see how likely you were to die from syphilis. The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments didn't end until the 1970's.


I didn't use a condom when I had sex with that whore and now I have tertiary syphilis, which is making me CRAZY! This is some bad news for my poor wang.
By Gabriel
Syphilis
The classiest of STDs. One is said to see a bow-tie on this STD when examined under a microscope.

"That hoe is so classy she must have syphilis".
By Persis