guy2: (says something so dumb, nobody wants to be affiliated with the joke)
everyone: (sighs in unison, then scream in unison) "WASSERMAN!!"
By Simonne
Wasserman
a white, obese male (often a teacher) who is utterly obsessed with the smell, feel and texture of women’s hair. he does not ask for consent before sniffing and playing with hair.
A math teacher who like to make fun of kids that are in lower math classes and she also like to make fun of kids with depression
I was trying to do my math test but all I could hear is Mrs Wassermans typing in the back
By Madlin
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.
Quite possibly the only jew at St. Albans. Originally from the ghetto (aka Murch Elementary). Bad ass activities include the D.C. Youth Orchestra, snow boarding, and creating cool websites with his minions: Shep, Gunner, and Hans, otherwise known as the WASP-eters. Formally known as Mr. ElleyBlanchet.
In a world of popped collars and checkered shorts, Isaac Jew BoyWasserman is a refreshing antidote. Has a twin.
