Pretty much the coolest thing since Cabbage Patch Kids. Has an obsession with Spongebob & Mashed Potatoes. Is known to make you laugh and will also make you cry like you're cutting onions. Don't piss this bitch off or You're goin to Hell.
Also a thug, gangster, baller, or any other term you would like to relate to the word p.i.m.p.
"That girl is so damn fine! She's most deff a Murch." OR
"That was really fantastic lesbian sex. That ho was 'Murchin' it."
By Cherise
Murch
To royallybotch a scenario because of faulty ideology, weakness of will, or general incompetence. Especially relating to sexual scenarios and drug use.
Don' Murch this bong rip like you murched that 4 way the other night because you couldn't handle your girl getting touched by other people.
A term used to refer to the Murchison Road area in the city of Fayetteville, NC. The term was coined during the late 80's by locals to describe what had happen to some one who had visited that area and had been killed. It is believed that the name Murchison was shortened to Murch and then adapted to the spelling Merk.