Define Taftie Meaning

A current student or graduate of the Taft School in Watertown, CT. A member of the long line of the biggest and the best preps, a Taftie hates Hotchkiss, loves frisbee golf, hockey players, and sweet lax, and fondly remembers smoking in the vents, drinking in their closet, skipping Morning Meeting to eat breakfast at the Jig, and going to the scene.

the coolest, preppiest, best looking kind of kid there is. This person is lucky enough to attend the hottest new england prep scool and hate on ugly, dumb hotchkiss kids twenty four seven. These kids get drunk nightly, stashing bottles of grey goose in sock drawers and smoke weed on the Taft gold course. Tafties have the best place for hookups, they have sex in dorms, the library, hockey rink and sometimes sqaush courts. You know you wish you went here. Good luck getting in, because this place is for the ELITE.

Someone who knows the real meaning of fun. Drinks nightly in the dorms and gets away with it. After graduating the students will go on to the best colleges the nation has to offer. The men will eventually be the heads of companies and the women will find the right (rich) guy. No matter what, success is guaranteed, but there are different ways of reachin it. Unlike Hotchkiss girls though, Taft ones do not do coke. Taft Men always win in hockey and lacrosse, the sports that matter in this part of the country.

A Pro gamer and gym lad that oversees all living things.

If you’ve been taftied, it means that you’ve been fooled beyond comprehension. It’s a new level of frustration and disappointment.

An unintelligent specimen of society whose entire existence is based off their inability to be accepted to The Hotchkiss School.

Tafties party with sex offenders, smoke crack, and star in subpar porn videos. Unfortunately, their education does not prepare them for anything else. Tafties usually take out their anger by accusing Hotchkiss girls of doing coke, which is something they've always longed to try but have been unable to afford.

fake tattoos so that people can feel cool without having to actually get tatted up

1. n: A reach around, considered common decency, for the 27th President of the United States when drilling him from behind.

See also: Taft job

This is a person who makes fun of fat people for fun.