Guy #1: Look at that chick over there. Would ya?
Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM
TAINTED LOVE!
Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic
menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but
them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?
Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.
Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?
(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)