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Define Stached Meaning

Stached
A female with vast sexual experience and appetite.

"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"
By Monica
Stache
a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.
By Freda
Staching
the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since
By Kellen
Staching
The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.
By Catlaina
Stach
short for statutory rapist

-Pat:"hey wanna go check out the highschool girls volleyball game today"
Julian:"Fuckin stach"

-Juans tryin to get at Ryans underage cousin, what a stach
By Staci
'stache
Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.

- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.
By Lexie
'Stache
Short for "mustache/moustache".

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.
By Charissa
Stache
A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.
By Wenda
Stached
The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.

That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.
By Agnella
Stache
a moustache.

one a dude's face.
By Violante