A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.
2. a racially-confused individual possessing said mustache and typically clad in a greatly oversized t-shirt, a large chain, and a flat brim hat turned sideways and with the sticket still on it
Dang homie, check out that stache! How's he with so many fly hunnies? He looks like a fool.
A ditzy, preppy, shitzel. Obsessed with lip-gloss and shiny things. Have Foul tastes in music and clothing. If I.Q. was converted to dollars, they would't even be able to buy their precious lip smackers.