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Tax Returns
A covert nickname for the porn collection on your computer/laptop.

In honor of Dane Cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide porn. His example was that all guys have a folder named "Tax Returns 2003" filled with porn.

"Dude, my girlfriend caught me on my laptop looking through my 'tax returns!'"

"OMG! She caught you punching the clown!"
By Jeri
Tax Return
When you are about climax and you pull out half way just like what the government does to everyday people.

"Bob's pull out game is weak he always tax returns."
By Gwenora
Tax Return Payday
The day you receive your tax return money.

Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
By Karole
Norwegian Tax Return
The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.

Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.
By Kellie
Puerto Rican Tax Return
It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
By Joyan