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Define Teabag Meaning

Teabag
1) To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter.

2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it.

3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.

4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.

1) Devon teabagged his girlfriend Veronica, then for shits and giggles he teabagged his friend Barton. And Barton bit Devon's left testicle off and beat the shit out of him.

2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.

3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.

4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
By Sarine
Teabag
To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person

"Man,
Brenda was all passe dout with her mouth open and Billy teabagged her"
By Kerri
Teabag
to drop one's nutsack into the open mouth of another person for sexual pleasure

Mr. Belding suddenly dropped trow and teabagged Screech in front of Mr. Tuttle's class at Bayside.
By Shandy
Teabag
2. The act squatting over an suspecting victim and placing one's scrotum in their oral orifice. The teabagged victim then awakens with a mouth full of pubic hair, not to mention two fatty nuts!

"HAHAHAHA Andy just got teabagged hardcore!"
"No way man!"
"Look, you can still see the pubes in his mouth!!"
By Blinny
Teabag
The act of dunking into or pressing against any object, liquid or bodypart using the male scrotum.

Shortly after teabagging an actual cup of tea, Lucas was admitted to the Cedar-Sinai Burn institute, where he offered to teabag every member of the Staff, including the janitor.
By Amitie
Teabag
Dipping one's nuts in a chicks mouth, or when the party crashin' asshole passes out, you 'drape' the ballsack over the face. Another more finely tuned version, saved for the fat bitch that won't leave you alone, The Cleveland Steamer with a Reverse Tea Bag. -Leave a steamer on her chest as you dip your nuts in her mouth.. -For those 'special occasions' :)

"Dude, you pass out, one of these assholes WILL tea bag you!"
By Merralee
Teabag
John Waters "invented" teabagging in his film "Pecker" (1998). In an interview, he stated that he wanted to show a male variation on lap dancing, so he came up with the somewhat ludicrous idea of a guy in underwear "dipping" his package on the forehead of the bar patron.

The hunk, wearing only BVDs, crouched down, legs spread, and teabagged the delighted old queen.
By Faith
Teabag
The procedure of dipping one’s testicles into one’s mouth in an up and down motion.

Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.
By Marysa
Teabag
V. - To bring shame and humiliation on a helpless opponent by repeatedly placing ones scrotum, or nuts in their face or mouth. Also can refer to any act which is intended to mimic this repeated scrotal contact.

Joe was crying tears of frustration and shame when I pistol whipped him and proceeded to teabag his fragged corpse until he respawned.
By Aubrette
Teabag
to slap a penis, testicle or both onto a sleeping friends face without waking them. this is an art, which takes a long time to master correctly.

this can result in hillarity for the waken group

or

a very gay moment for the teabagee if they open their mouth trying to encompass both penis and testicle.

or both.

OMG David just teabagged ryan!
By Nettie