A DogsOnAcid smiley that has a meaning similar to wordjk/word.
Usage Notes:
1. It overrides ANY and ALL smilies when used at the end of a post.
2. It shields it's user from ANY and ALL retaliatory wordflame/words EXCEPT when the wordflame/word in question is itself suffixed with :teeth:
3. It's effect on a post is directly proportional to the number of blank lines preceeding it.
4. Improper usage of :teeth: will result in it's user being demoted to the status of wordn00b:/word for a period of 2 * (no. of :teeth: offences) weeks. The same goes for anyone who is found guilty of flaming a :teeth:'ed post.
5. It has no effect on anything posted by wordn00b/words, because wordn00b/word's are not meant to be taken seriously anyway.
6. Adding or removing :teeth: from a submitted post is considered bad netiquette is generally frowned upon.
A sexual fetish involving two individuals clench their teeth before proceeding to clash them with each other. More deviant variants involve charging at each other to clash teeth, or a third person tying two people on a rail, facing each other head first with their lips taped back, before ramming them into each other.
Dentist:"And how did you break your tooth?"
Patient: "My mate Mike helped Sally and I do some teething last night."
Dentist:" Dude that's fucked up"
That unbelievable movie that will scare all the guys. You know, that movie where the girl has teeth between her legs and bites off various parts that make a man, a man.
