Define The Alex Meaning

No Alex.
No Alex is a slang word meaning the same as hop off and kick rocks. It's popularity is growing in Wetsern New York, unfortuantely the origins are foggy.

Person: Oh my god, class is so boring today.
Cool Person: No Alex.
By Lilas
Alexed
A level of drunkenness characterized by a total lapse of lucidity, a lack of logical thinking, and a tendency to post meaningless philosophical dribble to one's story. From least to greatest, the scale of drunkenness goes: Buzzed, Tipsy, Drunk, Wasted, Alexed.

Did you see Kom during the Trail of Tears? That man got Alexed before 4:00 P.M.!
By Eyde
The Alex
Ordering the beans and tortilla separate at Taco Bell. It costs only 29 cents.

Let's go to Taco Bell, I'm feeling The Alex
By Lane
Alex
The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Alex is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Alex is the most handsome man to ever exist. Alex can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alex is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about Alex. Alex does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Alex, Alex.

By Alaine
Alex
Can easily become one of your closest friends. A really sweet boy, who also happens to be intelligent, there are no downsides to knowing an Alex. Handsome, funny, sweet, intelligent, and an amazing friend, always become friends with an Alex.

Wow! Alex is great!
By Rica
Alex

i saw alex and fucking killed me in fortnite
By Ulrike
An Alex
Someone who can get mad in the moment over the top. It can cause them to say things they regret later on or throw objects out of anger and scream. They are also bad at Mario. BUT SONIC IS BETTER THEN MARIO SO YOU SHOULDNT GIVE 2 FUCKS.

Stop being mad, your an Alex
By Nonnah
Alex
Alex is someone who will always be there for you. You can trust him with anything and he cheer you up no matter what. He could be your best friend, but if you're not careful, you may find yourself falling in love with him.

Alex has been my best friend since diapers. He's so sweet, I think I may be falling for him.
By Britta
Alex
a sexy young man that can take anyones girl

Alex is too sexy to define
By Linnea
Alex
A sweet, kind hearted guy who just wants to have fun. He will try to make you smile and laugh. He's always there for you. If he makes you upset and doesnt realize it till later he will go extremes to make it up to you. He's everyones friend and all the girls want to be his girlfriend. He's very reliable and trust worthy, you can tell him anything and he wont say a word to anybody else about what you said.

"That guy is so sweet!"
"I wonder if his name is alex?"
By Kathrine