First Base - kiss/make out
Second Base - Feel up of the breast, fingering the vagina, hand job
Third Base - Oral stimulation of the genitalia
Home run - sex
Bunt - Having to masturbate since you cannot get any action
Base on Balls - Accidentally brushing up against a woman's breasts, (you got on base, but maybe not exactly how you wanted to)
Strike Out - REJECTED
Hit for the Cycle - Reaching 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, and home plate all in one night
Double Play - Hooking up with two girls in one night
Triple Play - Hooking up with three girls in one night
Stolen Base - Hooking up with a friend's girl
Error - Hooking up with a transexual
Hit by Pitch - If your with your group of friends and meet a group of girls, you take one for the team by hooking up with the ugly girl in the group while they get the attractive ones
Foul Ball - You tried to get it in, but only got a kiss
Head-First Slide - Rough, kinky sex (handcuffs, ball-gags, whips, etc.)
Ejected from the Game - You're about to have sex with a very attractive woman, then she whips out a dick bigger than yours
Walk-Off Hit - You have sex with a mom
Walk-Off Home Run - You have sex with a HOT mom
"Right as I was about to hit the game-winning
home run, I got
ejected from
the game"
The Base System