Define The Base System Meaning

Base System
Objectives for a relationship
Also known as the four f's:
1) french
2) feel
3) finger
4) fuck

Friend 1: where you got to on the base system
Friend 2: I got to fourth base with ma gal last night
By Dorella
The Base System
First Base - kiss/make out
Second Base - Feel up of the breast, fingering the vagina, hand job
Third Base - Oral stimulation of the genitalia
Home run - sex
Bunt - Having to masturbate since you cannot get any action
Base on Balls - Accidentally brushing up against a woman's breasts, (you got on base, but maybe not exactly how you wanted to)
Strike Out - REJECTED
Hit for the Cycle - Reaching 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, and home plate all in one night
Double Play - Hooking up with two girls in one night
Triple Play - Hooking up with three girls in one night
Stolen Base - Hooking up with a friend's girl
Error - Hooking up with a transexual
Hit by Pitch - If your with your group of friends and meet a group of girls, you take one for the team by hooking up with the ugly girl in the group while they get the attractive ones
Foul Ball - You tried to get it in, but only got a kiss
Head-First Slide - Rough, kinky sex (handcuffs, ball-gags, whips, etc.)
Ejected from the Game - You're about to have sex with a very attractive woman, then she whips out a dick bigger than yours
Walk-Off Hit - You have sex with a mom
Walk-Off Home Run - You have sex with a HOT mom

"Right as I was about to hit the game-winning home run, I got ejected from the game"

The Base System
By Timothea
The Base System
An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck

According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"
By Marianna
Base System
1st base holding hands, 2nd base kissing, 3rd base touching, 4th base, all out sex.

Dude I used the base system tonight and got a home run.
By Hilde
The Base System
1. Holding hands
2. Hugging
3. Kissing
4. Marriage
5. Hand stuff; feeling them up
6. Oral
7. Sex
8. Anal

"Ay yo Brad! How did it go with Kathy last night?"
"I got to 7th base"
"Fuck yeah dude. Love the base system."
By Lucky
Mormon Base System
Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.

First base- hand to hand contact

Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.

Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning

Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.

Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.
By Petunia
Australian Base System
The American base system involves: first base - kissing and breast fondling; second base - manual stimulation of genitalia; third base - oral stimulation of genitalia; and home base (or fourth base) - the act of penetrative intercourse.

The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.

Elaine: All my friends back home go to home base by the time they're fifteen.

David: On the Australian base system or the American base system?
By Caroline
Canadian Base System
The Canadian base system is:

- first base: kissing and fondling breasts

- second base: hand job, fingering or oral sex

- third base: sex, and

- home base (or fourth base): sex with a hockey puck used as a dildo and maple syrup used as lubricant.

Katie: All my friends from back home in Northern Ontario go to home base (Canadian base system) by the time they're 15.

David: Is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in Canada?
By Tansy
The Base System

The Base System
By Vicki
White Based Named Paging System
when people with white sounding names have richer careers across the board than others who don’t in America.

The white based named paging system kept America a superpower.
By Tommie