1. Stop addressing me as "
Dr. Cox" in front of your patients. When they find out my actual name, they tend to page me with questions when they realize just exactly how inept you really are. Oh, and as an added safety measure, from now on, I'll only be responding to "Doc," "Doctor," "Ceasar," or "
The Big Cheese;" and noooo, I'm _not_ joking.
2. My dad can get us on the moon within the hour. He's a
big cheese at NASA...