DDD,
Deep Dick Depression. A term used when someone has been deprived of
dick for an elongated period of time. This person may suffer not only physically, but socially, spiritually, and emotionally as well. Not curable unless dick is
prescribed immediately.
Ms.
Fajita: "Hey
Tuck, are you okay? This is
the third day in a row you haven't turned in your homework."
Tuck: "Sorry Ms. Fajita, I've been suffering from major DDD."