Define The Hamptons Meaning

The Hamptons
a few towns grouped together on Long Island, in New York. Hamptonites call NYC-ers cidiots, NYC-ers call Hamptonites lidiots, any third party calls them both retards for being such unfriendly pricks to each other and everyone else.

alright, the Hamptons, so you've got Kelly Ripa. do the rest of us a favor and keep her there
By Barbara-Anne
The Hamptons
A place on LI where not too many rich people actually live all year around the only actually rich people that live there come out from the city and are idiots ( cidiots ). It's made up of Westhampton, Quogue, East Quouge ( It kinda skips over hamptons bays cuz hampton bays is mad ghetto ) Watermill Southampton Wainscott Bridgehampton and Easthampton.

Cidiot - This weekend me and my other polo-wearing friends are going to spend our weekend in my beach house in the hamptons.

Local- Damn these cidiots taking over the hamptons.
By Loralie
The Hamptons
a few towns at the eastern end of long island. QUOGUE is not THE HAMPTONS nor even close.
east hampton south hampton hamptonbays westhampton bridgehampton are the hamptons.
alot of celebrities own houses here, but locals are just middle class people trying to get by, hardly.

omg your going to the hamptons?
p diddys having a parting in the hamptons??
By Christabel
The Hamptons
a place were white rich ppl show off all there money, play golf,make sex videos,and show off all there money.

britney and kevin,rich ppl,golfers,paris hilton(we all seen her),white ppl.all love to stay at the hamptons
By Murial
The Hamptons
A disgrace to the wealthy in society. It disgusts me how corporate executives and celebrities think they are so smooth because they venture to the hamptons during the summer. The hamptons is the welfare section of long island. If i hear one more obnoxious "Are you going to the Hampton Classic (equestrian show)," I don't know what I will do. It is sickening how city residents think their fliness factor is drastically increased simply from their owning a home in the poor hamptons. Enough of the hamptons. Someone owning a house there is no better than owning a cardboard box on Fifth Ave. You're impressing no one. hamptons=homeless
This place is disgusting me too much I have to go now.

Mr. Fly: Where are you headed?
Poor: I'm off to the hamptons.
Mr. Fly: I know welfare doesn't provide much, but i'll work harder so you can move out of your hamptons shack.
By Tarrah
Hampton
London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London. Hamton Wick rhymes with dick, and in this urban slang you just use the first word - Hampton.

I got my hampton caught in my zipper.
By Gwenora
Hampton
A Man's Penis / Cock / Belge

Raymond has a huge Hampton.
By Margareta
The Hamptons
A group of towns on the eastern tip of Long Island. These towns are- South Hampton, Watermill, Sagaponack, East Hampton, Bridge Hampton. Amagansett, Springs, Sag Harbor, Montauk, West Hampton, Wainscott, and Hampton Bays are hamlets in the hamptons, and to some are considered part of the hamptons. Its boring in the winter, but in the summer it gets over run by cidiots. Its a beautiful place to live, and not everyone is rich. Most people living in the hamptons are middle class.

Tina: Im vacationing in The Hamptons this summer!!
Lana: Lucky its so nice out there!!!

Example 2.
Fred: Where do you live?
Tim: In East Hampton
Fred: Dude you must be LOADED!!!
Tim: Not really...
By Mitzi
The Hamptons
An awesome place to live and grow up as a local. We are not all rich.... most of us locals are middle class people just like everyone else.

We don't appreciate celebrities and cidiots ruining our summers by jamming up Sunrise with their ridiculously over-priced pieces of plastic they call cars. We also don't like serving pieces of shit from Manhattan that think they're better than us because they are in OUR hometown for the summer.

Person #1: "You're from the Hamptons??? You must be RICH!!!"

Local: "Actually I work my ass off to afford the things I have just like everyone else."


Don't take Sunrise during the following: Memorial Day/ Independence Day / The Hampton Classic / Any movie primeres
By Nicki
A Hampton
the act of masterbating while in the process of taking a shit

hey bobby, dude, i've got to shit... and i'm thinking about knocking out a hampton while i'm in there
By Dulce