Define The Happy Birthday Meaning

Happy Birthday to anyone who's bored enough to look up happy birthday on their birthday...

I would define you the song,
but it's unfortunately copyrighted.

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex

when you flash an attractive person, show your goodies, free the nip. a free gift for someone you’re trying to impress. just life your shirt and there you go.

A wish you give to someone you want to wish someone to enjoy the day of their birth, and celebrate another year of life.

happy-whatever reason im giving this small insignificant piece of crap to you.
Should be said with enthusiasm.

1. A song sung on someone's birthday.
2. The act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or passed out; singing the happy birthday song.

It’s that one sung no one likes singing or having it be sung to you.

Happy anniversary from escaping from the womb!