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The Housekeeper
When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.

"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."
By Irina
Housekeeping
The act of which one knocks the dust off some old pussy.

Grandma has been pretty moody lately, that bitch need some housekeeping.
By Pennie
Housekeeping
(NOUN) Housekeeping

Defined as:
College Dorm Party.
Small, relatively closed and limited, party.

Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."

Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"
By Magdalena
Housekeeping
to kick all forms of ass.

Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"

Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or

Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*
By Rania
Housekeeping
The wife getting the husband's house in a divorce settlement/contract.

My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today.

The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.

Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?
By Helen
Housekeeper
Act of cleaning while yelling housekeeping. I.E. Mel

The bitch is my housekeeper! She be saying housekeeping.
By Guinevere
Housekeeping
Sex with the missus

Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!
By Briney
Nazi Housekeeping
A reference to the Nazi zombies game in the Call of Duty franchise. It is a derogatory term that highlights the game's focus on rebuilding barriers, running away form the zombies, and generally doing anything except kill zombies.

Bob: "Have you really been playing Nazi housekeeping for 6 hours straight?"
Rob: "You just don't understand the strategy man"

Bob: "get a life... or at least play regular call of duty"
By Annadiana
Portuguese Housekeeper
When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed

"Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"
By Mei
Housekeeping
A code word used within a group of males to indicate that things have or are about to be really messed up. Generally during consumption of alcohol. #cryforhelp #imverydrunk #beingpesteredbyloser

Man is Very drunk and is about to fall over after being inappropriate with a work colleague the call housekeeping should give immediate assistance. Pronounced is emphasis on the e - "Housekeeeeping!!" Also is a code word to escape a dire event .
By Kimmy