A person who follows the religion "
Mentalism"
The requirments to becoming a mentalist are:
-to be mental or physically unstable OR be a
carer of said people
-To have the ability to trip over at least 4 times a day over thin air OR be able to tell when a person is about to do so
-To have 3 or more "not my" boyfriends on the go OR to try and keep a person who has from getting to far in (literally) to relationships
-To swear an oath of allience to Iona, the High Queen of the unstables and her carer, Jess, the saviour of the
'tards
-Use oxymorons a lot
'"Jess, I need help!" *flaps wrists*
"What is it dear?"
"I may or may not, with a slight posability that I might have accidentaly-on purposly, given my sort of not really-boyfriend the idea that I love him"
"And do you?"
"No, I'm bored and on a
sugar rush..."
"Well, your in a bit of a
Quinkydink aren't you dear"'
Quoth the daily conversation of the queen and saviour of the mentalists