Define The Mummy Meaning

disgusting sexual act in which you dig up a female corpse, put your mouth over the vagina, punch the stomach, and eat whatever comes out.

When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.

To wrap a U-shaped public toilet seat with toilet paper when toilet seat covers are unavailable. An alternative to laying toilet paper on the seat prior to taking a crap, with the added benefit of not sticking to your ass when you get up.

the loverly person who gave birth to me and has and will look after me 4 the rest of her life

Mummy is always there for me. She never lets you down. She is there in your heart, even if you fall out. Mummy should never take the bad things you do to heart, you always do it because there’s something that hasn’t gone your way. We all love mummy, and she should never think otherwise.

While getting an awful blowjob, you cum in both of her eyes and while she proceeds to get up and search for a towel she will look like a mummy.

the action of a man ejaculating (cumming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the semen dries throughout the night, the dried ejaculate will seal close the womans mouth..When the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.

A human turd wrapped carefully in toilet paper to resemble a hollywood mummy. Finishing touches of eyes and a smile by magic marker. Often referred as "Mummy's Revenge" when unknowingly placed behind a toilet in it's proverbial tomb.

The reason I don't screw with pyramids.

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Also known as a Stanley Steamer.