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Define Dead Hooker Meaning

Dead Hooker
Riding in the trunk of someone's car due to lack of room.

Erika's tiniest, she gets to ride dead hooker.
By Dawna
Dead Hooker
A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight

Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".
By Jewell
Dead Hooker
Well duh, simply a hooker who is dead.

Woah whats that smell, you guys I think there's a dead hooker under the bed.
By Tommie
Dead Hooker
Golden Tee Arcade Game-because dudes at the bar group around the thing staring at it like it's a fucking dead hooker.

...boyfriend-less at the bar again...another man lost to the Dead Hooker...
By Lilith
Dead Hooker Unit
The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.

A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?
By Jennee
Two Dead Hookers
If you see this you know the joke.

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.
By Arabela
Dead Hooker Capacity
Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!
By Melicent
Dead Hooker Storage
the best trivia team in Bethesda. The team often alters its name to fit a theme, holiday, or season, but the "Dead Hooker" part always remains.

-Dead Hooker Storage kicked butt last night at Union Jacks!
By Trixi