"Sometimes, when the moment of our
love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda
The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"
Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her
the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"