Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah
freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "
Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."