Preferably done on a high bed, when a girl is about to reach orgasm, the man kicks the girl off the bed. After the girl falls off the bed, the man looks down at the girl through his hands while doing an upside-down hand binocular, and yells "I'm the Red Baron!"
Ever since I red baroned the girl off of a bunked bed, no girls want to sleep with me, so I started to superman them.
By Wendye
Red Baron
The opposite of a wing man; when a friend or colleague intentionally or inadvertently cock blocks you while trying to pick up, by saying dumb or embarrassing things, or by just being an obnoxious douche, essentially shooting you down. Holding arms out like airplane wings is optional.
-Manfred Von Richtofen. One of the greatest WW1 aces, Flew a blood red Fokker Tri-plane with the Iron Cross painted on the side. Shot down over 80 Allied aircraft.
Arch-enemy of WWI Flying Ace - an alter-ego of Snoopy, famed dog from Charles Schulz's Peanuts comic strip. In many strips, Snoopy takes to the skies, his doghouse becoming a 'Sopwith Camel' flyer, to defeat the Red Baron, infamous WWI pilot. The Red Baron was supposedly shot down by a pilot Roy Brown, who coincidentally shares the same last name as Snoopy's owner and also flew a Sopwith Camel.
Becca was unappreciative of my affections expressed to her in the form of a Red Baron. She slapped the shit out of me while she still had her red mustache. It was kind of sexy.
