Define The Salt Meaning

The Salt
anything that will turn a smile into a frown.
Can also be used as a verb: to be salted

Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
By Talia
Salted
when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!
By Lindy
No Salt

Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly.
Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.
By Tildie
SALTS
Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO

(Text message)
You: My mom just fell out of the chair.
Me: SALTS
By Marie
SALTS
Smile
A
Little
Then
Stopped

People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP

Yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks.... SALTS :)
By Estel
Salting
The Act of pouring salt on someones lawn in the form of words or symbols to kill the lawn in the outline of the salt, sort of like spray paint to a wall. Discovered by Sexy Jesus of New Castle, PA.

Hey, Sara! Will you take us to sheetz to see how our salting turned out on their grass?
By Adria
Salt
When someone you know fucks you over or pisses you off!

Damn I can't believe Rick man he gave me salt yesterday totally fucked me over

Or * today I was talking to John and all he did was give me pure salt all day!*
By Candide
Salted
When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!
By Jeanne
Salt
1. noun - A labor organizer who obtains employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers.

2. verb - To obtain employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers; to be a salt. (Also: salting).

Labor organizer speaking to other organizers: "We're trying to establish a union at Wal-Mart, but we can't approach the workers while they're on the job. We need someone to volunteer to be a salt."

CEO speaking to Human Resources department: "You need to be vigilant when hiring, we're trying to avoid the employees unionizing and we don't want any salts agitating the workforce."
By Domini
SALTS
Acronym for Smiled A Little Then Stopped coined by DeRay Davis

I read your twitter joke.... SALTS... Smiled a little then stopped.
By Doris