Define The Sneezer Meaning

Sneezer
A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.

"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!
By Madalyn
Sneezer
1) A term to describe a promiscuous young woman that wants to hook up.

2) A slutty girl.

3) Any girl that you would not want to bring home to your mother.

"A sneezer at the bar wants me to meet her there."

"She's just a standard sneezer, I would not date her."

"Do you have any sneezers coming over tonight?"
By Auroora
Sneezer
the runny shits
peeing out of your ass

"I went to Julio's Barrio for some spicy chimichangas. 3 hours later I landed a touchdown and left a sneezer in the toilet for my bitch to clean."
By Glyn
Sneezer
The best band to ever hit cape may tech talent show.....and no they didnt sound like screaming girls......i think. Members: Drums; Matt New, Bass; Brian Revoir, Lead Guitar; Nick Rescigno, Singer; Ant Cole.

Dude, did you see Sneezer last night!? They were FEPIC!
By Olivia
Sneezer
Sneezer means jail cell in Kinky Friedman's _noir_ fiction.

"...Ratso was in the sneezer (jail cell)." - Kinky Friedman, _God Bless John Wayne_ (1995), p. 163
By Dael
The Sneezer
The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.

I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.
By Vanessa
Sneezer
A word/method used to get someones attention.

"Hey sneezer! over here!"
By Allyce
Sneezer
A sneezer is someone who tries way too hard to fit in. Typically many of the things that come out of a sneezers mouth are unneccesary, forced, and flat out embarassing. They often times try and build inside jokes with you that you want no part of yet they proceed to bother you because they so badly want to be cool and accepted. A sneezer can also be used to define somebody who is lanky, goofy, and flat out resembles a penis.

Sneezer: Hey man, whats the dealio-yo?

You: Nothing sneezer, now get the fuck out of my face and far away from me.

Sneezer: Alright sounds good bro, we should hang out later!

You: No we should not

Sneezer: Ah thats cool, I will call you later dogg.

You: Dont bother sneezer, and if you do I will kill your dog and then drown you in its blood.
By Ronny
Gossip Sneezer
Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)

Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer
By Ardenia
Free-Sneezer
An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.

You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.
By Gabi