Define The Washington Monument Meaning

It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.

Little do citizens know, this statue regarded as a monument honoring Geroge Washington is a last resort escape pod for the president of the USA during an alien invasion.

During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.

Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.

Noun.

A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.

Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.

a large pointed object that is a last resort during a female alien invasion it is used to pleasure the large alien queen and cause a earth/alien aliance

A Washington Monument is a turd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.

Having 1 strap-on on backwards (2 if you’re a girl) and fucking two people at once, one behind your and one in front.

it's Osiris's penis! (a.k.a. "Satan's dick")

The act of shaving in a way that your happy trail goes from your chest all the way down to your dick. Basically, you're completely shaving your pubes except for the part that connects to the happy trail.