Define 2069 Meaning

2069
The year of porn.

2069 will be the year of porn.
By Vania
2069

2069/4/20 will be the day the world ends
By Tildy
Niggerstick 2069
The greatest wand that ever existed. Better then fucking Harry Potter's wand. It allows the holder to summon the world's largest penis, 16 inches. Only one niggerstick exists. It is under the current ownership of the Chief Bro Justice. The niggerstick can do anything do not doubt it.

blitzkrieg: lemme look in my spell book
15:19 blitzkrieg: chinktitis nigglosa
15:19 blitzkrieg: try that one
15:21 blitzball574: Chinktitis Nigglosa!
15:21 blitzball574: fuck dude i dont think im casting it right
15:21 blitzkrieg: dude ur wand fukin sucks
15:21 blitzkrieg: u need to get the new niggerstick 2069
By Jaquenette
20 April 2069
National Barney Stinson day

Wear a suit, If you don’t, you will get slapped

It doesn’t count if you wear a blazer , you HAVE to wear a suit on 20 April 2069 *Slap*
By Anne-Corinne
April 20 2069

April 20 2069: the day when humanity will rejoice
By Charlotta
4:20 2069 4/20
The day god will come down from heaven and smoke a blunt with the boys

I can’t wait till 4:20 2069 4/20 !
By Niki
4/20/2069 4:20 AM

4/20/2069 4:20 AM. Fuck me
By Judi
4-20-2069 4:20 AM
1. The exact date and time at which the level known as Final Destination seen in all Super Smash Brothers' series took its first form within the "World of Light".

2. A timestamp that will only be confirmed to exist through chatboxes of given Public Access Network livestreams in 2069.

3. A timestamp that induces great existential anxiety about humanity's current prospects of survival to the 24th century.

Boss, if we don't make it to 4-20-2069, what happens to the Enterprise?

Well, you know, 4-20-2069 4:20 AM is really just a number and you can still keep it close to your heart.

The Enterprise will always continue to exist with the right captain at hand.
By Jan
4/20/2069 4:20 AM

Kill me on 4/20/2069 4:20 AM
By Flossi
4-20-2069 4:20 AM
This is a Month Day Year and year of the MOST iconic meme known to date since the Area 51 meme.

Yo, I cannot wait for 4-20-2069 4:20 AM, like DEADASS.
By Johna