Define Toowoomba Meaning

Toowoomba

Guy1: Hows your grandma
Guy2: OH she moved to toowoomba
guy1: Oh man I'm so sorry, how long does she have left?
By Golda
Toowoomba
A town in Queensland, Australia.
It is a good town, filled with good people. Home to the carnival of flowers and AGMF and other awesome events.
It was Australias most livable city three times and most likely still is.

People in Toowoomba are generally (as a generality, not insulting other cities) more athletic than other cities because Toowoomba is at a higher altitude than most of QLD and thus we have more efficient blood transportation systems.
Overall a good clean city with awesome features and people.
Come visit some time!
You are more than welcome!

"hey man, see they guy that came from Toowoomba"
"yeah he is a good man from a good city"
By Laural
Toowoomba
A place inhabited primarily by hicks and rednecks and other incestual beings.

Oh he comes from Toowoomba? He must be dating his sister.
By Corine
Toowoomba
Toowoomba is a city situated in South East Queensland, Australia, commonly referred to as the Garden City. It's located 127 kilometres from the state capital, Brisbane.

Toowoomba is the Garden City
By Fanchette
Toowoomba Porridge
The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.

What are you having for breakfast mate?

Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.

You're fucked cunt.
By Colette
Toowoomba Grammar
An all boys school based in Toowoomba, Queensland. very well known for its rugby, and guys who act gay, (or are gay)

By Phyllis
Toowoomba Style
A horrendous case of crabs caused by bumping and grinding with a country town whore.

Also referred to as 'Tbar style'

Tom: 'Fuck dude I can't stop scratching my nutsack'
Ben: 'What did you do last night? You hit the town Toowoomba style?'
By Fanchon
Toowoomba
high levels of temperatures during summer

"It's Toowoomba tonight"

"Is it just me or is it toowoomba"
By Hanny
Toowoomba
A verb to describe when something is just far too much. Officially recognised by Siri as an autocorrect option for the phrase “too much”. Also a small town in Australia which has a number of enjoyable tourist attractions.

Example 1:
Collette: Have you seen my new baby puppy Dolly? She’s got ridiculous little pink paws.
Louise: That’s too much!!!
Collette: Toowoomba!
Louise: What?
Collette: My phone always autocorrects to that, it’s too much!

Example 2:
Abeer: How was your weekend?
Gabe: It was sweet, non-stop part-ay down my endz and I LITERALLY did not stop banging bitches...
Abeer: You know that sounds Toowoomba actually!
Gabe: Your mum is Toowoomba!
Abeer: Mate... Not cool.
By Catie
Toowoomba
God's waiting room. It even has 2 airports. Ones called Brisbane west. Brisbane is situated over 109 kilometres away.

I landed at one of toowoomba's airports. Brisbane west. It's 100 kilometres away from Brisbane. It's a landing zone for God's waiting room in Toowoomba.
By Milka