You're Fucked

When someone says to you "you're fucked" that means your in deep shit and going to get smashed, or worse.

Person 1: You're fucked,cunt.

Person 2:.......................................................
Shits himself.

By Janenna

You're Fucking Fat

What you say to a chick while she is fucking you and you're fat.

*she gets on your fatass and starts riding your dick*

Hey babe, you're fucking fat

By Randee

You're Fucking Amazing

A sarcastic remark you use to praise a stupid friend that probably won't even sense the sarcasm
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch

friend: *does something stupid
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin

By Martica

I'm OK, But You're Fucked

A way to say goodbye when the ship is sinking
and you have the only lifejacket.

CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than I can pump."
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"

By Oliy

You're Fucking Me Soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

By Caitlin

You're Fucking Your Ass From Within

This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.

Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?

By Aveline

You're Right Fucked

A statement that means that you are figuratively (or in some cases quite literally) fucked. You may hear this statement after you piss someone off.

(figurative example)
Darren: WHAT UP MY BITCHES
Liem: You're right fucked mate
Darren: Well that ain't good

(I'm sorry I don't want to give a literal example)

By Jill

Do U Honestly Think You're Fucking Funny

An af meme that is funny until the third time you say it :/

Guy 1: Dude your Mum looks like a fucktard.
Guy 2: Do u honestly think you're fucking funny.

By Carma

Is The Fucking You're Getting Worth The Fucking You're Taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?

Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

By Wilona

Go Fuck You're Self

1) Under the influence of bad grammar and mild retardation.
2) The misinterpretation of the more common phrase "go fuck yourself".
3) aftercrash.

aftercrash: Smitty, go fuck you're self.
Old Smitty: PWNED

By Barbe

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