The best item to order at Taco Bell. Its pretty cheap and is meatless!!! just beans, lettuce, cheese and taco sauce on a flat, corn, hard tortilla. oh yeah!!!
A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)
Start off giving the girl you're fucking an Abraham Lincoln, then spread her legs open (she must be on her period.) Once you have the bitch under control, take a deuce inside of her then resume vaginal intercourse. Once you bust a nut inside of the slut, force her to expell the Yankee Tostada from inside of her clam shell then dig in.
I gave that slutNancy Grace a Yankee Tostada, the bitch asked for seconds when she finished. Come hungry leave happy I always say...
By Wenonah
Hijo De La Tostada
Directly translates as, “son of the tostada”. Usually is said in replacement to son of a bitch.
Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.
Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!
By Pat
Testicle Tostadas
This is a term used for when your balls have been bakingin the sun all day and all they need now is a little carne asada sauce and your done!