Define Touched Cloth Meaning

Touch Cloth
1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed

2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in

Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?
By Nataline
Touching Cloth
when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact.

-"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".
-"really egbert why is that".
-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.
-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.
-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.
By Fallon
Touch Cloth
One usually "touches cloth" when he/she passes gas and pokes out a turtle head while their pants are still on them. Then a peice of poo then touches their underwear leaving a small stain. This is usually uncomfortable to walk around with.

By Noelyn
Touching Cloth
A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.

I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH
By Marcela
Touching Cloth
When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!
By Karil
Touching Cloth
When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides
By Dayle
Touching Cloth
When the head of your brown trout is appearing unbidden on-deck. When the nose of the turtle's head is beginning to rub on the undergarments you are currently wearing.

I'm sorry your Majesty, I may have to leave abruptly as I'm touching cloth...
By Leanora
Touching Cloth
When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.

Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?

Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?

Matt- Deal!
By Jenna
Touching Cloth
When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.

you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww
By Cathyleen
Touching Cloth
You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.

The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.
By Sonny