Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."
By Herta
West Virginia Trade-Off
The West Virginia Trade-Off is when three people are involved in sexual intercourse, preferably two guys and one girl. One guy is on the bottom getting ridden by the girl while the other guy proceeds getting a blow job and his asshole eaten out by the guy on the bottom. This act forms a triangular figure that is impeccable to all other sexual positions.