Define Traffuck Meaning

Traffuck
noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice

"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck."

Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"
By Christiane
Traffuck
traf-uck noun, verb, -fucked, -fuck·ing.

–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.

when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked.
4.
Road congestion stress.

running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop...traffuck. The traffic has f**ked me again.
By Lesley
Traffuck

Man: Oh damn, they're traffucking while we're sitting here.
Girl: I wish we could traffuck.
By Phillida
Traffuck
Quickie in the back seat (or alternately road head) specifically in the context of bumper-to-bumper traffic, and when there is nothing better to do while waiting for the bastards in front of you to move.

I was driving my girlfriend to work and we got stuck in rush hour. After an hour of not going anywhere on the 401, we figured a quick traffuck would pass the time
By Pandora
Traffucked
The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.

I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.
By Johna
Traffuck
Peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.

Im late for work and im stuck in traffuck.
By Eveline
Traffuck
When you can't get somewhere because the traffic is horrible.

"Sorry I'll be late for poker, dude, I'm in horrible traffuck."
By Marabel
Traffucked
To be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.

Dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traffucked.
By Consuelo
Traffucked

"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."
By Alejandra
Traffuck
Extremely bad and frustrating traffic congestion.

Damn! Traffuck is so bad, I'm going to be so late!
By Anni