you
buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants
not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to
ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey,
how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm
outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-