Define Turd Sandwich Meaning

Turd Sandwich
1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich
By Marleah
Turd Sandwich
A presidential canidate.

A Zei Kirin.

Bush is a total turd sandwich.

Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).
By Miguelita
Turd Sandwich
A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.
By Fanchon
Turd Sandwich
Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"
By Marillin
Turd Sandwich
someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.

god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD

Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.
By Grayce
Turd Sandwich
An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.

"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"

"gross"
By Terry
Turd Sandwich

ewww this pasta taste like a turd sandwich
By Darb
[Turd Sandwich]
Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.

Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.
By Madalena
Turd Sandwich
A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce

i ate a turd sandwich last week in was a vegans turd so it was a light baby green
By Jaymee
Turd Sandwiches
An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

By Blinni