Define Turtled Meaning

To have your backpack turned inside out and all your books placed inside it, so you can no longer wear it but must carry it around.

to knock out an obese person and they fall on their back, the sleeping "turtle's" back fat makes them rock side to side

when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).

To truck someone in a football game and place the opposing player directly on his back.

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back

To have a shit come half way out but then use your booty to push it back in.

the act of being followed by someone.

when your partner (as in sex) farts and wont let you get out from under the overs. It must suck!

a smart lil sea boi! turtles r good for the environment and are very friendly!! they may walk slow but they are cute and adorable. do not hate on turtles :,)

THE MOST MAGESTIC THING EVER