man, i need to go for a tutty.
yaar, mujhe tutty aiyhain.
By Selestina
Tuttie
A slang Punjabi noun meaning 'Shit'. Pronounced 'tut-tee'. Originates from Punjab and is widely understood in most Indian language speaking area's of India.
Hey jasveer, you must check out this tuttie i just dropped in the toilet!
'Meri tuttie nickalghee' Meaning 'i shat myself', the literal translation of the phrase is 'My shit came out'.
By Van
Tutti
A really long, brown train of shit that comes out of the buttock at a really fast speed.
I was doing a tutti for 5 hours after that curry my 4th wife cooked me.
I look like shit! I'd better put some tutty on or I won't be pulling any meat tonight.
By Harlene
Tutti
A mythical fringed creature who haunts Polish forests during nocturnal hours, stealing jewels and valuables of unsuspecting men by alluring them to her with her long-winded speeches on why their dress sense is totally unacceptable and how the art of etiquette has been lost in these troubling times. Devilishly attractive, yet fatally dangerous. Best avoided by carrying marinated olives in the pocket.
Person 1: Dude, i met this chick last night.....so hot but she just wouldn't shut up about these crocs i'm wearing!