Define Crocs Meaning

The universal symbol of a man who has given up hope.

Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
By Eleen
quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.

person one: home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
By Lotty
the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic with no water inside into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.

i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.
By Rikki
Hidious but revolutionary shoes made of Croslite polyurethane—an antimicrobial resin that (contrary to anecdotal evidence) resists odor. The clasic clog is made several colors with and without holes and with and without straps. More and more styles(even boots) are about to hit the market. Ugly is comfortable.

My daughter said my Crocs look soooo gay, but I ask "Why should the gays get all the comfort?"
By Audrye
In a minority (but still alot) of people's opinions: crocs are the most ugly shoes they have ever seen. Made of rubbery material, these "shoes" (/sarcasm) are like slippers, except with oddly shaped holes on the top. Did I mention they also come in assorted colors too?!
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.

HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm

Crocs Girl: Hey Katie, check out my new crocs. Aren't they gorgeous?!
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-
By Latia
Quite possibly the easiest form of birth control.

Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.

Children would have ruined my career right now, Thanks for the crocs!

Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.
By Giorgia
cool, comfy shoes. They're a vibe. They're only ugly if you wear jibbitz in them.

{Sees person wearing crocs without jibbitz}
Jenna: Nice shoes!
{Sees person wearing crocs with 5555555 jibbitz}
Jenna: wHaT aRe tHoSeEe
By Grata
Quite possibly the most beautiful and comfortable shoe known to man kind. Also very stylish and they come in all sorts of fun colors and styles. If you wear crocs everyone will be jealous and want to be you.

"Whos that person wearing the crocs, cuz there hot!"
By Tomi
the gayest shoes someone could wear and try and tell people that they dont look like a fag aka mikey pants.

"Dude these crocs are awesome. Come on there sick!"
"you look like friggen spiderman"
By Floria
Shoes with minimal traction. Highly comfortable. See also: masturbating shoes

A: I love crocs.
B: Except to walk in!
A: Ha Ha.
B: You know it's true...
By Jobi