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Gardening
to hella blaze/to smoke pot

Africa: Did you get the supplies?
Hookah: Yeah. We'll be gardening in the grove tonight!
By Rosemonde
Gardener
An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.

"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"
By Dasya
The Garden
A band made of a duo; Fletcher and Wyatt Shesrs , driven by the genre Vada Vada. Unique in its semi-eclectic and unique sound.

Guy: Just listened to The Garden - the beats are so narly! is it expiremental, rock,electronic, alternative?

Gal: it’s Vada Vada- a mix!

Guy: wow- I suddenly discovered another aspect of life through the lyrics, I’ve never looked at it that way!

Gal: it’s fun isn’t it? !
By Lotty
Garden
A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden

Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...
By Leonore
Gardener
A person who plants and cultivates ornamental plants such as those in botanical gardens. A highly skilled gardener may be recognized as a Master Gardener.

As a Master Gardener, Xochitl told Pacho to avoid using herbicides on his lawn because the chemicals may cause harm to his pet dog, Pluto. She helped Pacho learn to use the weed twister to twist out weeds, and she told him that he may someday become a Master Weed Twister if he completely stops using herbicides in his garden.
By Ashlan
Gardening
When your grandma is sitting in the house but you have a strong urge to suck your mans dick.

Grandma were gonna do some gardening
By Faun
In The Garden
Being left alone or kept waiting all of a sudden without end or closure; being ghosted or left in the dark.

The phrase references the tragic backstory of the antagonist Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie, who was told to stand very still and wait on her best friend in their garden, oblivious to the fact that her "friend" had no intention of returning.

"I thought things were going well but one day she just went silent and I was left in the garden."
By Valina
Garden
a woman's pubic hair or genitals

She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.
By Kati
Garden
A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16
By Danika
In The Garden
A person who is in a vegetative state. Patient in an lengthy coma. A human vegetable.

Son: My poor mom is in the garden because of her stroke. Shit...lying there like a turnip.
By Isabelita