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Twelfth
Ugliest word in the English language.

Just don't say twelfth. It's disgusting.
By Nessie
Twelfth
Dying while engaging in sexual intercourse, usually by heart attack.

Yeah I hit twelfth base last night. The funeral will be held this Saturday and the cops are still after me.
By Chad
Twelfth
12 July.
A time when prods get very bitter, dertoy ther neighbourhood and send their children out to cause roits.
Hmmm, very clever! NOT!

By Olivette
Twelfth Base
Fucking a girl so hard she dies.

Steve: Man I fucked Katie so hard last night that she died while cumming.

Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?

Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.
By Harrie
Twelfth Night
A play by William Shakespeare involving a drunk guy, a pirate, a girl pretending to be a eunuch, another girl who has a thing for eunuchs, an idiot, a stuck-up puritan, and an emo clown. It contains lesbian and gay undertones and has some sweet insults. Best thing ever.

"If music be the food of love, play on!" - Twelfth night, I.i
By Jilleen
At The Twelfth Hour
too late.

You came at the twelfth hour. Everybody has already left for home.
By Emalee
Twelfth Night
The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.

Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.

*Death*
By Joanne
Twelfth Base
WTF ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY THERE ARE ONLY 3 IN BASEBALL

guy a: dude, i did it w/my gf
guy b: how much?
guy a: twelfth base
guy b: wtf
By Bianka
Twelfth Imam
The twelfth Imam is cited as a possible Muslim Antichrist who will appear during Armageddon (the end of days).

The twelfth Imam is a possible female Muslim Antichrist.
By Lanna
Twelfth Night
One of Shakespeare's plays. Twins get in a shipwreck and the girl lands in illriya, she dresses like a man and works for the duke. He is very melancholy because he loves Olivia but she doesn't love him. The duke sends viloa to go to her and Olivia falls in love with her/him. (There is also a stick up puritan, a housemaid, a drunk fat man, a weird tall man and a jester) This casuses a love triangle between the duke, viola and Olivia. The play goes on and viloas twin comes back and Olivia thinks it's viola and gets married to her twin and viola reveals she is a girl and Marries the duke

Everything ends

"If food be the fool of love, play on"
-the duke, twelfth night
By Arabel