*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing
tank top and jeans*
Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a
brothel!
Girl: But look at Zack! He's
shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??
Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.