Define Twelver Meaning

Twelver
Duh; a twelve pack. usually of beer but can be soda.

Duude! He downed my whole twelver!
By Tillie
Twelver
An individual who believes in and spreads the various myths and hoaxes associated with the termination of the Mayan long-count calendar on and around December 21, 2012

John Doe: Hey sis, did you hear that Woody Harrelson's a 'twelver'?

Jane Doe: A what?

John Doe: A 'twelver'. You know, someone who believes the world is going to end on December 21, 2012.
By Davina
Twelver
Noun
When you end up going to bed at/around 12 A.M., because you have too much crap on your plate / can’t focus on your work.

This term commonly applies to students who can’t cope with online school, but works with anything else.

“I had to pull a twelver again, they piled on too much work today.”

“I’ve been doing twelvers all week, when can I catch a break?”

“I had to do a twelver, but I still wasn’t able to get any work done.”
By Janetta
D-twelver
This word describes a poor white trash family, or families. The work is dirty dozen......

I saw some d-twelvers out there.
By Amalie
Twelver
A group of twelve of something. Could be hours, cans of beer, a carton of eggs, etc.

I just slept a fat twelver and I'm about ready to die now.
By Auberta