Define Two Man Meaning

Two Man
A "two man" refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. You then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential cock block.

Hey dude, Lucy's bringing her friend with her to the movies. Do you want to make this a two man?
By Eloisa
Two Manned
if a guy asks if you "want to get two manned", he wants to have a threesome with you with another man

"You just tryn get two manned for the one time?"
By Grete
Two Man Luge
The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph

Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!
By Sean
Two Man Area
A urban area where more than one utility technician is required for the purpose of safety. A.K.A. "Designated Area"

An example of a "Two Man Area" is Father Panic, Bridgeport, CT.

By Opal
Two Man Guy
When you and another friend roll a blunt,a Marajuana filled cigar wrap, and smoke it only between the two of you. This is usually caused by both persons not seeing the other in a long while. Or just because theres two of you and a joint just wont do.

Sean I havent seen you in a minute we are definatly smoking a TMG cause we need to talk.

Sam it looks like its just you and me tonight. You wanna smoke a two man guy?
By Ardelis
Two Man Stand
When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.

Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'

Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'

Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'

Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'
By Anthia
Two Man Saw
Two man saw refers to when 2 men engage a woman in a sexual act. She gives oral while receiving a man's genitalia from behind. Thus, resembling a two man saw.

You'll never guess what happened last night! My buddy Ron and I took a chick a home and executed a team two man saw!
By Hestia
Two-Man Saw
When two men are engaged in the act of docking, then proceed to tit fuck a woman.

This chick was a TOTAL slut, she even let Kelly and me Two-Man Saw her.
By Cornela
Two Man Advantage
In hockey(the best sport ever) when the oponent has two players in the penalty box they call the term two man advantage(for the other team of course)

By Nora
Two-man Hang
When two guys hang out, usually doing nothing of importance. It's often just two guys being bored. It is not considered a sausagefest or gay. Most of the time during a two-man hang is spent waiting for a third person to break the two-man hang.

Since dudes generally hate two-man hangs, it is often considered a prerequisite for the dude to hang out.

Girls don't have an eqivalent.

over the phone.
Jack: Hey, I'm bored, wanna hang?
John: With who else?
Jack: No one yet.
John: Errr.. I don't want a two-man hang...
Jack: Ok.. I'll see if I could get Jeff.
By Lia