Define Two Scoops Meaning

Two Scoops
When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.

Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!
By Tonya
Two Scoops
an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible

Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.
By Gert
Two Scoops
1. Descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.

2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.

"Check out two scoops over there in the red sweater."

"Check the hottie over in the corner."
"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."

"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."
By Eryn
Two Scoops
1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.

My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.

I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.
By Milli
Two Scoops
This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!
By Kyrstin
Two Scoops
An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?
By Alana
Two Scoops
adding emphasis or compounding an existing feeling or observation.

Guy #1- What the hell is wrong with that quiet guy who sits in the back cubicle?
Guy #2- IDK? but he's looks like two scoops of "I shoot people in the work place".
Guy 1#- We better get him a Snickers ASAP!
By Sharai
Two Scoops
1. The fine power at the bottom of a bag of marijuana. Named for it's ability to be 'scooped up' by a bong-bowl.

1. J: "Bro, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
M: "Two scoops!"
J: "Shoot!"
By Karleen
Texas Two Scoop
When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop
By Malissia
Two Scoops Of Peanut Butter
A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter

Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning
By Carena