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Define Unclogging Meaning

Unclogging
The act of slowly, and cautiously removing your penis from your partners anus. Pain varies on dick size, width, and hardness.

I was unclogging shaniqua.
By Malynda
Unclog The System
to self-felate in order to put an end to constipation, known statement from Bukowsky's "Post Office"

I haven't taken a shit in six days, I'm about to unclog the system.
By Robbyn
Unclogging The Pipes
1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.

Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)
By Wenona
Unclog The Drain
To fuck someone who is constipated in the ass and cum, whereby lubricating the anal passages and allowing the backed up shit to drain out.

My girl was complaining that she was constipated so I fucked her in the ass to unclog the drain
By Doria
Motherfucking Piece Of Shit, Unclog You God Damn Whore Dog Dick
What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.

"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"
By Donica
Will Unclog A Toilet And Clean Up Cat-puke
One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
By Nerita
Unclog
To fuck a girl until he juices spill out

Can I unclog your insides with my penis?
By Nadine
Unclog The Dog
(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation

Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog
By Kimberlyn