you: "Hey there Mr. Movie Star.
There's a cat under your hood."
movie star: "Wow, I'm impressed you noticed. Come over into my dressing room for a little while."
you: "i'd be happy to. You'll notice I have black, red, and brown hankys in my right and
left back pockets."
movie star: "I read you loud and clear Danny boy! Let's get to it!"
(refer to
hanky code wikipedia page for more information)